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Four Secrets to a Happy Marriage



1. It is important to find a woman who cooks and cleans

2. It is important to find a woman who makes good money

3. It is important to find a woman who likes to have sex

4. It is very important that these three women never met!



WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WOMEN AT THE AGES OF 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, AND

58 ?



8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story

18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed

28 - You don't need to tell her any story and take her to bed

38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed

48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed

58 - You stay in bed all day to avoid her story



TWO MEN & A LADY



Two Italian men and a lady stranded on a desert island

The two fought and one KILLED the other to have the lady.



Two American men and a lady stranded on a desert island

They both had the lady TOGETHER.



Two French men and a lady stranded on a desert island

They killed the lady to have EACH OTHER.



Two Indonesian men and a lady stranded on a desert island

The first man claimed that island is independent and took the lady as his

advisor. The second man swam to another island to search for jobs.



Two Thai men and a lady stranded on a desert island

The first man rented the lady to the second man for 2 baht a night.



Two Filipino men and a lady stranded on a desert island

The first man kidnapped the lady and asked for ransom from the other man.



Two Malaysian men and a lady stranded on a desert island

The lady ACCUSED the first man of sodomising the other because she was

rejected by both.





And finally....





Two Singaporean men and a lady stranded on a desert island

The two men are still waiting for instructions from the GOVERNMENT on how

to proceed.

There's something about her

Well,the youngest of us are finally 19 this year.She just celebrated her birthday yesterday with all of her closest friend,which of course include me as well.(yAy!! =D)

Let me scribble something about her.
Well the most obvious thing i noticed are:
(in ascending order)

1.Her laughter
-well,i can say her laughter brightens my day.It's so loud that you hear it from another room.But it made her so special.And this particular year that i realised she've got a garfield smile.Look at this-->

                                                         Great smile right?

Let go on with the second most obvious thing about her.

2.Her maturity
-Well,she's mature.Yes she is.In fact she's more mature than this older me.Haha.I would often go for her for an advice or two. Her word is comforting.And a loads of great idea from this younger-than-me-girl.How embarassing =/

3.Her excited-ness
-Huh,i can tell you this girl is excited almost about everything.When she get so so so so high,she would just fly here and there.There will be a loads of excited-ness in her eyes and you couldn't help but to notice it.Sometimes she would even get excited about a cake.A cake?Yeap,a cake!

4.Her-always-together-with-jenny
-The first person she would call will be always Jenny.I don't know how they became this close.This may be due to the rumours during secondary school(which is...:She's in love in Jen)Seriously.Everybody was teasing about them.But they are not LESBIANS OK!Ignore the rumours and you get best friend forever like them!

5.Her attitude

-She's got a great attitude.Kind,helpful,calm,loving.You name it all.She would help anyone who needs her help.Even though she is busy,she'll always be there.She's great in math and i remembered those times when serena and i went to her house to ask for her help.And those memories seemed so far away because we now are busy with our own life.I certainly miss those days.

I can't tell you how grateful i am to have you as a friend.The times we shared together are so precious.I'll cherish it till end of my life.BFF!

Free Glitter Graphics, Hugs Glitter Graphics

I love you!

Taa DA!New Look!

Honestly,it's killing me.I spent about three hours trying to fix this.
Fuh~
Finally!So this is my new layout.
Like it?
I LOVE it!!..
this is my first time okay!So you all must give me some credits for it.
Say 'clever girl'!!hahhahaa..It's tough to learn by myself.
From asking friends,to tutorial in Youtube,to messing up with it,then i've finally got it right.Yeah,i'm proud of myself!The main thing is not giving up.=P

Well,it's been awhile since my last update.Sorry guys.I just don't know what to write,get my head cracking but still..nothing came out.So today,someone finally get my knees on to change my layout(i've been trying for a million times and i kept failing at this)

ANd LOOk....^^V

2010

Another year had passed.I really wonder how i survived all these years.I'm gonna hit twenties soon and yet i'm not ready.I'm not ready to be called as an adult,i'm not ready to face the future,the challenges ahead me..i'm not ready for anything..I know the future is going to be tough..anything could just seperate us.But this time,i must learn how to trust and compromise.I will not give up easily again like i always did whenever i meet obtacles.Whatever happens,i will always be with you.This is what i promise you.Forever and always.

My new year resolutions:
1.To save money
2.Get into a good Uni with the course i wanted to do
3.Not to gain weight anymore
4.Hope i'll be with you till the end of my life

Well,hope i manage to achieve this.Last but not least,happy new year guys!