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Four Secrets to a Happy Marriage



1. It is important to find a woman who cooks and cleans

2. It is important to find a woman who makes good money

3. It is important to find a woman who likes to have sex

4. It is very important that these three women never met!



WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WOMEN AT THE AGES OF 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, AND

58 ?



8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story

18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed

28 - You don't need to tell her any story and take her to bed

38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed

48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed

58 - You stay in bed all day to avoid her story



TWO MEN & A LADY



Two Italian men and a lady stranded on a desert island

The two fought and one KILLED the other to have the lady.



Two American men and a lady stranded on a desert island

They both had the lady TOGETHER.



Two French men and a lady stranded on a desert island

They killed the lady to have EACH OTHER.



Two Indonesian men and a lady stranded on a desert island

The first man claimed that island is independent and took the lady as his

advisor. The second man swam to another island to search for jobs.



Two Thai men and a lady stranded on a desert island

The first man rented the lady to the second man for 2 baht a night.



Two Filipino men and a lady stranded on a desert island

The first man kidnapped the lady and asked for ransom from the other man.



Two Malaysian men and a lady stranded on a desert island

The lady ACCUSED the first man of sodomising the other because she was

rejected by both.





And finally....





Two Singaporean men and a lady stranded on a desert island

The two men are still waiting for instructions from the GOVERNMENT on how

to proceed.